92. Avoid fertilizers

Or better stated: 

Avoid (chemical/artificial) fertilizers. 

When putting all the (cow) chips on the table, natural fertilizers contain better *BS than the *BS that makes up chemical fertilizers. *BS=Basic Sustenance. 

When evaluating crop fertility, our Fertile Analyzer data suggests to NOT ‘Avoid Fertilizers’, but to uncover A-Void (in) Fertilizers (that contain chemicals). Therefore embracing natural fertilizers could mean to become the face of an (au natural) ‘Avid Fertilizer’, which could transform is into a rabid fertilizer. 

We know. This could stink at the beginning, but bear with us (as a bear in the woods would).

To help you ‘Avoid Fertilizers’, here’s a simple 2-step process:

1. Avoid the BS of the chemical fertilizer mess
2. Go dung-ho!

Your Future You avoids a lot of dangers to stay alive. Your Future Self is all about Future Self Preservation in order to blossom.  Examples of avoids to blossoming include - avoiding putrid odors, avoiding unnatural chemicals and avoiding stepping in the wrong (oops!!!) Ugh. Too late on that misstep.  

P.S. - It’s been reported that Corporate Housing Companies help ‘Avoid (artificial) Fertilizers’ by keeping things real. When corporate housing companies give you real choices and options for furnished monthly rentals, the goal is to exceed your expectations and make your housing search come up smelling like roses… the good kind of smelling roses that make clients part of the community, instead of smelling like a roses Outkast.

Why does this ‘Future You’ Series exist? What’s it about? 

1. Promote easy, quirky sustainable practices that are NOT preachy, or guilt-ridden and without a focus on the ‘saving the planet’ (hint: the planet is going to survive no matter what we do). 

2. A playful post of simple ways to sorta improve our lives, and the lives of those we love. Also improve our future lives… by taking playful action today. 

3. Still reading? Cool. We think you’re amazing and full of joyful zest. 

This series is based off ‘105 Simple Sustainable actions’ - from Stephane Omsanski’s article in Parade from 2021.

https://parade.com/1300935/stephanieosmanski/ways-reduce-carbon-emissions/

92. Avoid fertilizers.

From an agricultural perspective, chemicals and fertilizers account for 50 percent of emissions in the agricultural sector. Avoid produce treated with these chemicals and fertilizers, but also avoid its use at home if you can, too.